The iHome IH8BR Clock Radio for iPod.
This would answer all of my problems. I would never have to wake up to the wretched beep. beep. beep. again. This would make the perfect Christmas gift to ask for, but I am sure I can't wait that long.
I would choose a different lovely song (much like those in this playlist) to wake up to everyday and my life would be happy and wonderful for ever and ever. Amen.